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A Night With Captain Obvious

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(A guy and a girl enter the stage through the door. She slowly takes off her clothes, then approaches him from the front, completely naked)

Girl  So, what do you think?
Guy  Your eyes are so ... uhm ... brown.
Girl  (irritated) Yeah, so what?
Guy  You have very distinct ... uhm ... tan lines.
Girl  (getting angry) Tell me something I don't know!
Guy  You are really ... uhm ... shiny.
Girl  NO SHIT REALLY

(She totally loses it, drags him to the door by his hair, kicks him out, and slams the door shut)

Girl  (to the audience) Captain Obvious has left the building!

(She puts her clothes back on and exits the stage to the left)

THE END




A3 pencil drawing, 2H-8B, ~40 hours
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AAND HERE I AM. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS IS ALL YOURS. 24-7-365. YOUR WHICH IS MY COMAND . NICE TAN LINE HABA HUBA!!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️❤️❤️👍